Axolotl Queen

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thegreatbritishcrumpet:

neganandsara:

"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo

My girl crushes are 100% homo

(via domobird)

Filed under thats how i always feel when i see ppl say that about girl crush i was very surprised to discover that people use it in a no homo way i mean i have no doubt that they do use it that way its just that ive always meant it in a totally okay i want to say in a 'gay' way but im not gay so it wouldnt be gay in a bi way? a pan way? idek what my sexuality is anymore a non straight way lets go with that i mean it in a non straight way

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moriarty:

saunterdown:

baruchsbalthamos:

littleblueartist:

never not reblog Scarlett calling idiots out on their bullshit

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and the shitty part is that once scarlett called them out on their fucking bullshit, she automatically became coined a bitch. a bitch. for being brave enough to publicly tell them what was so annoying about a still continuing problem for women in media

"You work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts.” - scarlett johansson

god i feel horrible for her. i feel horrible for every single woman in this world. and it was to the point where she decided to get breast reduction surgery for her to be taken more seriously as an actress. what the hell is wrong with everybody

and i never, ever understood the hate towards anne hathaway. new york times magazine stated “Anne Hathaway practically demands that we love her.” fucking wrong. anne never gave a shit about looking stuck up when she was out there on stage, preaching for gay rights and how wrong it is for men to constantly sexualize and put down women in the media in every single interview where a man asked the bullshit question “what diet plan did you use for your role in les mis, i bet every single girl wants to know”. she knew a backlash would come from for being so strong and forceful with her retortive statements, but they saved the people that mattered.

and another point. kristen stewart. why in the hell do people hate kristen stewart as a person. women today are expected to act pretty. nice. be respectful 24/7, never argue back, smile pretty, be a lady. don’t make rash, argumentative statements, because if you do, you are not a lady. this is a message our society tries to suffocate women with. kristen stewart will not smile for you, or act like a fuckin lady for you, because that is not her character

yet people hate her because she decides to be herself. “god kristen, you gotta smile some more, talk more ladylike”

what in the fuck for? absolutely nobody knows kristen stewart’s personality. she’s a private person. but just because she refuses to lie through her teeth to seem like a respectable, golden lady of hollywood, she’s considered a bitch. “do this or that because if you don’t you aint a lady” god fuckin damn all of you

all the wrong actresses are getting the hate. you know what really pisses me off are the actresses that just drift on by, answering all an interviewer’s fuckin condescending questions because they’re too afraid to say anything else. just walk nice, smile and say all of those stupid, feminine things you can say in order to get the most fans. at least that’s what their publicists are making them do

its really early in the morning and i cant think straight so if my rant seems messy im sorry

 

(Source: alianovnataliasoldblog, via hannitum)

Filed under I feel this except that I'm not angry at the actresses that drift by the lash back is hard and you shouldn't be REQUIRED to stand up for yourself they are victims too and I don't blame them for not being as outspoken they probably just want to ACT and I understand that

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Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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(via thatonegeekgirlthings)

Filed under I want Clyde to have all of these

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whedonesque:

You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on the sand is a box. What is in that box?

I think he said sat phone, but same idea.

(Source: kcvmh)

Filed under fitz said simmons simmons did not say fitz i am dead inside okay but seriously this is interesting to me b/c i read a lot of fitzsimmons fics and SO MANY have jemma pining after fitz and fitz being in denial of his feelings for her and im like WHERE ARE YOU GUSY GETTING THAT CLEARLY /HE/ IS THE ONE MORE FOCUSED ON /HER/ NOT the other way around! and this would support that even if it is sad jemma wants adventure and change and new things and the tardis fitz wants home and her and safe and her and HER and i just i ship it but i think they might be incompatible at this point they just really want different things which is sad i feel bad for fitz b/c i think he's going to get his heartbroken and i feel bad for simmons too b/c i think she might end up losing her best friend i mean the only options right now are for them to keep going on like this in a way that is clearly making fitz unhappy in a lot of small ways and that i think eventually he won't be able to handle anymore (or eventually she won't LET him handle it anymore and will force him to stop since he is unhappy) or he'll try to change things by telling her how he feels and she'll turn him down and he'll be heartbroken and it will affect their relationship even if they try not to let it which is a bummer for both of them UGH DAMMIT NOOOOO