Axolotl Queen

I'll go with you

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sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing


it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser


like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

They have loads of these in the World of Coca Cola, they are a truly magical 

(via run-u-clever-boy-and-remember)

Filed under I love it so much every time I go to five guys I get super excited amazing

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Then there’s always this family member who say this every family reunion

You ain’t never lie

(via bbgorman)

Filed under crying over the accuracy i have a family reunion in a week or two i need to brace myself for this so many old white ladies asking if i remember them AND THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME everyone on my mom's side of the family looks the same